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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

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I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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I’ve been blocked by better.

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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

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Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

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My dream car is a taco truck.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says “allow to cook undisturbed,” and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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