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Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

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Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

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I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

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Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

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Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Shared recently on YouTube:

A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

Just landed via WeChat:

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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I have the sex drive of a potato.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Spotted on Twitch:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Going viral on Reddit:

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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