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Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Making waves on TikTok:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Trending via Slack:

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

Trending via Messenger:

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Spotted on Threads:

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

Making waves on WeChat:

Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Just shared via WeChat:

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

Just shared via YouTube:

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

44 shares on Twitch this month:

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

94 shares on Discord this month:

All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

64 shares on Telegram this month:

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

11 shares on Slack this month:

Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

82 shares on X this month:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

73 shares on Slack this month:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

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Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,407

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

Trending via Messenger:

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

Just shared via Snapchat:

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Trending via Reddit:

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

Seen just now on Facebook:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Trending via X:

Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

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