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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Not going is the new leaving early.

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I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Going viral on TikTok:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Spotted on Messenger:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Seen just now on Facebook:

How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

Trending via LinkedIn:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Trending via Slack:

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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Going viral on Telegram:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Spotted on Telegram:

I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

Live now on Slack:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Shared recently on Telegram:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Just landed via YouTube:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

Going viral on Snapchat:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Just shared via Reddit:

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Breaking via Threads:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Reported on X:

I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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