70 Funny play quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.
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  4 months ago

  View →: People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.
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  4 months ago

  View →: When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Girls Just Want To Have Naan
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  4 months ago

  View →: When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.
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  4 months ago

  View →: There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.
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  4 months ago

  View →: At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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