Funny playful comparison quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Salt is just angry sugar.

  Commentary:
  "Someone needs to give salt a yoga mat and a calming playlist! 🧘‍♂️🎶🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

  Commentary:
  "Basketball be like, 'Gimme that pumpkin, I need it!' 🎃🏀 Meanwhile, golf is out here like, 'Forget this egg, I'm sending it to the sun!' ☀️⛳️ Talk about some serious sporty shenanigans!"

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