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Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

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Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

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I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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I would prefer not to.

Trending via Twitch:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Spotted on Messenger:

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

Just landed via YouTube:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

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The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

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