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You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

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“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

Going viral on YouTube:

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

96 shares on Slack this month:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

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It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

Trending via Instagram:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Going bananas on TikTok:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

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I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

Making waves on YouTube:

Everyone is getting idioter.

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