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Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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Making waves on Twitch:

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

Spotted on Slack:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

Seen just now on Slack:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Spotted on Threads:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Just shared via Threads:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Live now on WeChat:

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

Just shared via Instagram:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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Funny PowerPoint quotes add humor to the world of slides and presentations. 📊😄 From witty remarks about endless bullet points to playful jabs at overused transitions, these quotes capture the lighter side of creating and sitting through PowerPoint decks. Enjoy a laugh and brighten up your next presentation! 😂💻

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6 months ago
Share →: My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Commentary:
Looks like he couldn't handle the hard-hitting truth during the PowerPoint roast session! 🤭💼 Better luck next time trying to dodge self-awareness, hubby! 😜🖥️
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

Commentary:
"Looks like your presentation was a real rollercoaster ride without safety belts! 🎢🚫 #StaySafe"
6 months ago
Share →: My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Commentary:
"Looks like your skin is ready to give the most captivating presentation of the year! 💁‍♂️💼✨ Who knew dry skin could be so professional? Maybe it's time to moisturize and upgrade from PowerPoint to a TED talk! 💻🌟 #DrySkinGoals"

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Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

I wish more dumb people were shy.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Shared recently on Slack:

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Just shared via Telegram:

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

Spotted on Threads:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Just shared via Messenger:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Making waves on Telegram:

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Shared recently on Instagram:

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Trending via Pinterest:

We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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