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Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

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Broadcasted on YouTube:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Going viral on Discord:

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

Making waves on X:

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

Just shared via Telegram:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Spotted on Facebook:

I am half agony, half hope.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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11 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

54 shares on Messenger this month:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

12 shares on Threads this month:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

50 shares on WeChat this month:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Trending via Telegram:

Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

Live now on TikTok:

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

Broadcasted on Slack:

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

Live now on Threads:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

Seen just now on Telegram:

He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

Just shared via YouTube:

If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

Just landed via TikTok:

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

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