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Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Broadcasted on X:

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Freshly posted on X:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Reported on Instagram:

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

Making waves on Slack:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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Funny prehistoric quotes 🦕 bring a hilarious twist to the ancient world, making dinosaurs and cavemen feel a little more relatable (and a lot more silly)! 🪨 Whether imagining T-Rex’s tiny arms or cavemen’s quirky struggles, these witty lines 🦴 turn history into a laugh-out-loud adventure. Ready to travel back in time with a smile? Let the prehistoric fun begin! 😂🌋

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I drive like I’m immortal.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

Breaking via Twitch:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

Live now on Reddit:

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Trending via Slack:

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

Spreading quickly via X:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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