Funny prehistoric quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, stop belittling those majestic dinosaurs with your 'roaming' label. They were probably busy running errands, attending dino meetings, and grabbing coffee with their dino buddies.🦖💼 Don't mess with a dino's packed schedule!🦕⏰ #BusyDinos"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the prehistoric pedicure method – a true blast from the past! 🦕💅 Who needs nail clippers when you have dinosaurs to keep your toenails in check? Just imagine the cardio workout from all that running! Talk about a unique fitness routine. 😂 #ThrowbackThursday #DinoManicure

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the T-Rex would have been a little less grumpy if it had a cup of espresso in the morning ☕️🦖 #CoffeeSavesLives"

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