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Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.
2 months ago
Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.
3 months ago
Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.
3 months ago