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There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. Heโ€™s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Dear women, when youโ€™re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

Posted onJan 20, 2026

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