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If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

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Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

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James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on Earth is super-rich businessmen, whose money didn’t make them happy, and now their hobby is destroying the world.

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

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Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

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Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

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Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

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I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

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Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

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Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

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Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

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I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

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I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

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