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Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,539

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Live now on Telegram:

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

Shared recently on Facebook:

People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

Breaking via Twitch:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Just landed via Facebook:

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

16 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

66 shares on Slack this month:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

33 shares on Threads this month:

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

84 shares on X this month:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,245

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Making waves on YouTube:

A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Just landed via Instagram:

One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

Live now on Messenger:

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Live now on Snapchat:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

Going viral on YouTube:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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