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Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,489

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Going bananas on Discord:

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Trending via X:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

Shared recently on X:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Just landed via Twitch:

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

68 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

64 shares on Slack this month:

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

25 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,259

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

Just shared via Snapchat:

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

Live now on Discord:

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

Just shared via TikTok:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Just shared via YouTube:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Making waves on Discord:

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Spotted on Snapchat:

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Just landed via Messenger:

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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