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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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Breaking via WeChat:

Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

Spotted on Instagram:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

Going viral on Threads:

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Seen just now on Slack:

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Shared recently on TikTok:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Just landed via YouTube:

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

Breaking via WhatsApp:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Trending via TikTok:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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Who knew the Twitter bird would lay golden eggs worth less than a vending machine snack? 🐦💰😆

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3 months ago

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Sounds like love in the time of furious scrolling 😂💞📱

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3 months ago

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Turning down the rage and cranking up the love sounds like a recipe for a huggable future! 😂❤️✌️

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Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Spotted on Discord:

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Making waves on Snapchat:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Just landed via Reddit:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Just shared via Telegram:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Going viral on Reddit:

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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