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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Trending via Threads:

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

Going viral on TikTok:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

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Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

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A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Breaking via Twitch:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Just landed via Reddit:

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Going viral on Facebook:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

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