Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2400 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,562

Funny Quotes Topics

15,240

Funny Quotes Images

12,562

Updated

18 minutes ago

Users Online

3,443

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Live now on TikTok:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Reported on LinkedIn:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

Trending via LinkedIn:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

Spotted on TikTok:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

Spotted on Discord:

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Just shared via YouTube:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Trending via Messenger:

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

Home » Funny Random Pain Quotes

Funny random pain quotes

New funny random pain quotes 👇

For even more funny random pain quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny random pain quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2400 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,562

Funny Quotes Topics

15,240

Funny Quotes Images

12,562

Updated

18 minutes ago

Users Online

3,435

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I’ve named my couch American Idle.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

If you breakdance you buy dance.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Messenger:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

Reported on Threads:

It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

Trending via YouTube:

Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

Spotted on Discord:

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

Just shared via TikTok:

I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

Just landed via Twitch:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Just landed via Telegram:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴