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Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Shared recently on Threads:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

Seen just now on Slack:

It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

Breaking via Discord:

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Going bananas on Threads:

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Just landed via Instagram:

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

Going bananas on Twitch:

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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98 shares on Messenger this month:

Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

99 shares on Slack this month:

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

96 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

45 shares on X this month:

Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

63 shares on Threads this month:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

A selfie only a mother could like.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Sometimes I shower in the dark and pretend I’m in a rainforest on an alien planet.

Just landed via Instagram:

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

Trending via TikTok:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Going viral on Reddit:

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

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