Starting your most incoherent sentence with "put simply" to deflect blame onto the reader.

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Commentary:
"Using 'put simply' before your most nonsensical ramblings is like wrapping a clown costume around a broken logic train 🤡🚂. It's the ultimate blame-shifting move – 'Oops, I guess you just didn't get my jumbled mess of words, not my fault! 🤷‍♂️🤪'."

I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

Commentary:
"Apparently predicting the future is not as easy as she thought! 🔮😂 It seems this mind reader got a taste of her own medicine and boy, did it leave her mind blown! 💥😆"

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Commentary:
Ah, a question for the mind readers! 🤔🔮 I hope they have their crystal balls polished and their telepathic signals on point for this one! Who needs a magic eight ball when you’ve got a mind reader around? 🎩✨