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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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