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Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

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That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

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Onion rings? I’m answering.

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Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

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Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

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My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

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I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

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College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Trending via Reddit:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Making waves on Slack:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Seen just now on Instagram:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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19 shares on X this month:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

93 shares on Discord this month:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

39 shares on Slack this month:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

Going viral on YouTube:

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Making waves on Instagram:

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

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Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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