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Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡Ώ has bookmarked:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡­ has copied:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ has bookmarked:

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺ has bookmarked:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡¬ has shared:

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, β€œwho’d he kill?”

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡΄ has downloaded:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡§ has copied:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ή has downloaded:

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Going viral on Twitch:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling BeyoncΓ© about that the other day.

Spotted on YouTube:

Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

Trending via WeChat:

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

Seen just now on TikTok:

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him β€œI just quantum leaped into this body!”

Spotted on Threads:

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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35 shares on Snapchat this month:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

72 shares on Threads this month:

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

36 shares on Facebook this month:

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

58 shares on Threads this month:

β€œDating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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Hot Jokes πŸ’₯

21 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

20 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

10 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

17 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

17 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

22 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

18 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

17 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

24 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

25 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

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299 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,568

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17,624

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15,568

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,730

Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡Ώ has downloaded:

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡· has shared:

Sometimes being alive feels like being a pornstar who is asexual.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡» has bookmarked:

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡΅ has bookmarked:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡° has shared:

When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ has bookmarked:

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Someone from πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ has downloaded:

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

Someone from πŸ‡―πŸ‡² has viewed:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named β€œSassy”

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ώ has copied:

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ has viewed:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Shared recently on X:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

Breaking via WeChat:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

Spotted on Pinterest:

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

Going viral on X:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Just shared via Telegram:

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

Live now on Snapchat:

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

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