My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

Commentary:
"Living in a blooper reel: where every day is a hilarious outtake filled with unexpected plot twists and comedic mishaps! 🤪🎬 #LifeIsABlooper"

My acting reel includes clips of me "listening" during Zoom meetings.

My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

Commentary:
"Oh, the award-winning performance of nodding and smiling, truly captivating the audience of none 😉👏 Who needs an Oscar when you have mastered the art of pretending to listen in virtual meetings? 🎬🤣 #ZoomLife"