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Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

January: the Monday of months.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

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Spotted on Messenger:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

Trending via Threads:

Back to the Future and chill?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Freshly posted on X:

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

Going viral on Messenger:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

Making waves on Telegram:

“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

Spotted on WeChat:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

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83 shares on TikTok this month:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

54 shares on Threads this month:

They should invent a day where I don’t think.

21 shares on Slack this month:

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

90 shares on X this month:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

34 shares on Discord this month:

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

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7 folks are currently checking 👀

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Wake me when AI does housework.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Making waves on Twitch:

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

Just shared via Telegram:

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

Just landed via Slack:

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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