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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

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Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

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If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Breaking via Messenger:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

Reported on Discord:

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

Breaking via YouTube:

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Breaking via Threads:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being β€œall talk”. On Twitter.

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

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