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Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Being social sucks all my energy.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,548

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on X:

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Trending via Pinterest:

Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

67 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

50 shares on Discord this month:

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

39 shares on X this month:

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

47 shares on Threads this month:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,728

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

Seen just now on YouTube:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

Trending via Discord:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Making waves on YouTube:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Just shared via Facebook:

I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Just shared via Facebook:

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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