Funny relaxing quotes — Wordgag ツ

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

2 months ago2 months ago

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

3 months ago3 months ago

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Jan 27, 2025

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Jan 24, 2025