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Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I have to pee. Story of my life.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

You lose some, you lose some more.

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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Going viral on WeChat:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Just landed via Telegram:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Reported on Instagram:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Just landed via Discord:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

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Trending via Facebook:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Life begins when you can afford it.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Live now on Reddit:

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Spotted on Threads:

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

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