Funny relaxing quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew 'extreme dirt sports' would be the hottest way to unwind? 😂🌱☀️ #GardenWarrior"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of motherhood – where a full-body cast starts looking like a spa day 🧘‍♀️💆‍♀️ Take a deep breath, mama – relaxation comes in many forms! 😅👶 #MomLife #SpaDayOrERDay"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, nothing like a whirlwind of chaos and destruction to help you unwind and destress! 🌪️💆‍♂️ Who needs a spa day when you can just watch tornado coverage for that ultimate relaxation experience? 😅 #TornadoTherapy"

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