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Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,622

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

Just shared via YouTube:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

Just shared via Telegram:

A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Broadcasted on Slack:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Shared recently on Reddit:

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Going viral on TikTok:

Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

Spotted on X:

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

Shared recently on WeChat:

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

95 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

29 shares on X this month:

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

53 shares on WeChat this month:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

22 shares on Discord this month:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

33 shares on X this month:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,284

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

I love it when God gives me money.

Going bananas on Reddit:

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Seen just now on Threads:

Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Spotted on Pinterest:

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Live now on Slack:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

Spotted on Messenger:

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Shared recently on Instagram:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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