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Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

Shared recently on Slack:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Going viral on Pinterest:

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

Just landed via YouTube:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

Just shared via Threads:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Spotted on Messenger:

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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Share →: You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Commentary:
Absolutely! 😂 Oh the classic case of self-sabotage, where your vibe goes from 💃 to 🚫 in a matter of seconds just because your brain decided to hit the rewind button to a cringe-worthy memory! Remembering past mishaps is like being your own personal DJ, playing the greatest hits of awkward moments on repeat! 🤦‍♂️💥 #VibeKiller #ThrowbackTroubles
5 months ago
Share →: At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Commentary:
"Oh, the joys of aging! 🤣🚶‍♂️ It's a real victory to walk into a room and actually accomplish the mission instead of wandering aimlessly. Who needs luck when you've got a good memory, right? 👴🏼🔑"

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Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

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Spotted on Facebook:

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Trending via Reddit:

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

Live now on X:

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

Making waves on Telegram:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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