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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Breaking via Instagram:

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

Just landed via Pinterest:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Just shared via YouTube:

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

Freshly posted on Threads:

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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Share →: People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

Commentary:
"LOL, people dropping 'greatest hits' remixes of betrayal since forever! 🎶🙃 #PlotTwist"
4 months ago
Share →: I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic remix inception! 🔄🎶 It seems this remix went full circle and ended up right where it started. Imagine the confusion of the DJs spinning this one at the club! 😄🎧 #RemixFail
5 months ago
Share →: Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, reading the dictionary is like unlocking the secret cheat codes to language. It's the ultimate literary remix album, where words are the beats and definitions are the lyrics. So, next time you're reading a book, just remember – you're basically jamming out to the greatest hits of the dictionary!

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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Just shared via Facebook:

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Trending via YouTube:

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Reported on Snapchat:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Going viral on Discord:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Just shared via TikTok:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

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