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Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,337

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WhatsApp:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Just landed via Slack:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Spotted on Discord:

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

Just landed via Messenger:

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

Making waves on YouTube:

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

Seen just now on Threads:

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

Going viral on Reddit:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Spotted on Discord:

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

23 shares on WeChat this month:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

90 shares on Discord this month:

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

15 shares on Discord this month:

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

89 shares on WeChat this month:

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

38 shares on Threads this month:

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,497

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Going bananas on Discord:

I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

Breaking via X:

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

Spotted on Discord:

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Trending via YouTube:

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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