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Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Seen just now on Threads:

Being naked with headphones on is so fun.

Spotted on Twitch:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Going viral on TikTok:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Spotted on Telegram:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Just shared via TikTok:

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Just shared via Pinterest:

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Trending via YouTube:

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

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65 shares on Reddit this month:

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

89 shares on Discord this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

25 shares on Discord this month:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

57 shares on Threads this month:

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

29 shares on Threads this month:

I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

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I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

That looks like a problem for someone else.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

Making waves on Twitch:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

Live now on Facebook:

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

Trending via Facebook:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Trending via Pinterest:

It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Going viral on Threads:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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