Funny rested quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days when our biggest achievement was a full night's sleep! 😴💤 Definitely a cherished memory that we all took for granted as kids. Now we're just chasing that elusive 'rested' feeling like it's a mythical creature! 🦄😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the divine exhaustion of being all-powerful! 😅🙌 It seems even God might feel the need for a little extra R&R on the celestial couch. Who knew omnipotence could be so tiring? 💤 #DivineTimeOff

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