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Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

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15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Going viral on Telegram:

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Live now on Messenger:

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Going viral on Discord:

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Wolves should really raise more people.

Making waves on Slack:

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Just landed via Discord:

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Making waves on Facebook:

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

34 shares on Discord this month:

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

71 shares on Threads this month:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

54 shares on Slack this month:

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

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I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

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Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

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Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

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Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,270

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

I think God was high when he made me.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

Going viral on Telegram:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

Going viral on Reddit:

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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