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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

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Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

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Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

Just landed via Twitch:

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Seen just now on Slack:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Trending via TikTok:

I put the hot in psychotic.

Spotted on Slack:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

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People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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Breaking via Pinterest:

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Live now on TikTok:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Spotted on Twitch:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I have a very active anti-social life.

Trending via WhatsApp:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Seen just now on Reddit:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Living la vida taco!

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