Funny roasting quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

  Commentary:
  Can you picture Pinocchio laying down some sassy burns without his nose growing? That's one heck of a roast battle! 🤥🔥 Just imagine the wooden boy dropping truth bombs with a straight face. 😂 Better watch out, his words might be as sharp as his nose is long!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

  Commentary:
  "Hey there, self-roaster! Remember, you're not made of marshmallow material – no need to burn yourself out! 🔥🚫 Stay cool like a cucumber instead! 🥒😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like that chicken is doing double duty today – supporting you emotionally and filling your belly! 🐔🥘 Hopefully it's seasoned with love and understanding! 😂"

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