Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

Commentary:
"Hey there, self-roaster! Remember, you're not made of marshmallow material – no need to burn yourself out! 🔥🚫 Stay cool like a cucumber instead! 🥒😄"

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Commentary:
"Looks like that chicken is doing double duty today – supporting you emotionally and filling your belly! 🐔🥘 Hopefully it's seasoned with love and understanding! 😂"