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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Live now on Threads:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Trending via TikTok:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Just shared via YouTube:

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

Making waves on WeChat:

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

Making waves on X:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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Share →: The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

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"Feeling those rooster vibes more and more each morning! 🐔☀️ #WhyDidIGetOutOfBed"
3 months ago
Share →: I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Commentary:
🐓 Rise and shine like a rooster they said, but they forgot to mention the screaming part! 😂 Who needs coffee when you can start your day with a good old-fashioned wake-up call from your inner rooster? Just remember to save the wandering around for after you've had your morning brew! ☕ #MorningRoutineGoals
5 months ago
Share →: I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

Commentary:
🐔 "I relate to a rooster because I also want to start my day off by screaming… or at least hitting the snooze button repeatedly! 😂🚨 Rise and shine, or snooze and whine – the eternal morning struggle!"
6 months ago
Share →: Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Commentary:
🐓🕰️ "Ah, yes, an important reminder to all the chicken owners out there: remember to set back your rooster this weekend! Don't want any confused chickens crowing at the wrong hour! ⏰🤣"

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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Going viral on Facebook:

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Just shared via Threads:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Spotted on Reddit:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

Just shared via Telegram:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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