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Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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Spotted on Messenger:

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

Trending via Snapchat:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

Seen just now on Twitch:

What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

Just landed via Messenger:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Going viral on Telegram:

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

Spotted on Slack:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Breaking via Pinterest:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Shared recently on Discord:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

Spotted on Slack:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Broadcasted on Slack:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Shared recently on Discord:

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Spotted on Twitch:

Starting a new life today, bye.

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