Funny rural quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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