Funny scared quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?
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  2 months ago

  View →: I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.
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  4 months ago

  View →: People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.
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  4 months ago

  View →: People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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