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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡ū has downloaded:

I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡· has bookmarked:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡š has shared:

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

Someone from 🇰ðŸ‡ŋ has viewed:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ŧ has shared:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ŋ has viewed:

100% of all babŅ–es are unemployed. PathetŅ–c.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡Ķ has bookmarked:

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Spotted on YouTube:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Just landed via Telegram:

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Reported on LinkedIn:

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

Making waves on Twitch:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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Someone from 🇷ðŸ‡ī has downloaded:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŧ🇊 has viewed:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

Someone from 🇚ðŸ‡ū has bookmarked:

Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡đ has downloaded:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŊðŸ‡ī has bookmarked:

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ŧ has copied:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŊðŸ‡ī has copied:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ū has shared:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Someone from 🇎🇊 has bookmarked:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡ķ has shared:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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Going viral on Reddit:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Reported on Snapchat:

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If PokÃĐmon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

Just shared via TikTok:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Spotted on Messenger:

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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