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Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Just shared via Instagram:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

Trending via Telegram:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Trending via YouTube:

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

Going viral on TikTok:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

Going viral on TikTok:

Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Freshly posted on X:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

38 shares on Discord this month:

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,253

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Making waves on Telegram:

It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Going viral on Messenger:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Just shared via Slack:

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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