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Funny seasons quotes

January is the Monday of the year.

2 months ago

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

3 months ago

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

3 months ago

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

3 months ago

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

3 months ago

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

3 months ago

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

3 months ago