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Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,590

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Just landed via Twitch:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Spotted on Messenger:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Going viral on Threads:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Just shared via Threads:

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

68 shares on YouTube this month:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

12 shares on Discord this month:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

35 shares on X this month:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

98 shares on Threads this month:

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

78 shares on Threads this month:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

74 shares on X this month:

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

78 shares on Slack this month:

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

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We literally used to write an essay by hand.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,602

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

“I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business.”

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

Going viral on Pinterest:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Shared recently on X:

Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

Live now on Threads:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

Going viral on Messenger:

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

Just landed via Messenger:

Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

Spotted on Threads:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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