Funny seeking quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your soul could use a GPS! 😅🔍💖"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

  Commentary:
  When your love life is so hot, even the candles need a fan! 🔥🕯️💦 Guess it's time to turn up the heat or maybe just grab some ice—either way, romance is definitely cooking! 😅💑

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

  Commentary:
  Dating over 40 is like playing an intense game of Hide and Seek, except you're the one in camouflage trying to blend in with the furniture! 🙈 Who needs a partner when you're the undisputed champion of disappearing acts? 🤣 #ExpertHider #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat

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