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Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Please twerk; I have just days left.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

430 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,699

Funny Quotes Topics

17,717

Funny Quotes Images

15,699

Updated

Jan 13, 2026

Users Online

3,396

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on TikTok:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Making waves on WeChat:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Just landed via Slack:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

Just shared via Slack:

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

Trending via WhatsApp:

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Making waves on Threads:

Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

Making waves on WeChat:

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

Going viral on TikTok:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

71 shares on Discord this month:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Are you gonna meow for me or what, bro?

40 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

70 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

64 shares on Threads this month:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

430 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,699

Funny Quotes Topics

17,717

Funny Quotes Images

15,699

Updated

Jan 13, 2026

Users Online

3,409

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

I only drink when I people.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on TikTok:

Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

Spotted on Telegram:

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

Broadcasted on X:

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

Just landed via Facebook:

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

Going bananas on Reddit:

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

Breaking via YouTube:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

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