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The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

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I really can’t wait until it all works out.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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Seen just now on WeChat:

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Seen just now on Slack:

Twitter is an abusement park.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Spotted on Messenger:

My first mistake of my life was my birth.

Spotted on Threads:

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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Funny selective participation quotes bring the perfect blend of humor and honesty to those moments when you’re *choosing* what to engage in 🎯😄 Whether it’s dodging awkward convos or skipping boring meetings, these witty sayings celebrate the art of picking your battles with a smile 😎✨ Get ready to laugh and relate as we dive into the playful world of selective involvement! 🎉💬

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Updated

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

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Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Making waves on YouTube:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Broadcasted on Discord:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

Spotted on TikTok:

Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

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