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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

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Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

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Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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