Funny selfy quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

  Commentary:
  "Let's hope her selfie game is shockingly good! ⚡️💁‍♀️ Remember, compliments are a girl's best defense against electrocution, folks! 😉 #selfieprotection"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, true adventure doesn't require risking a bison charge just for a photo op 🤳🦬 Embrace life's moments without needing proof that you once came face to face with a wild, furry giant! 🤣🌿 #LifeIsMoreThanBisonSelfies"

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