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Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,619

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WeChat:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Going bananas on X:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Trending via WhatsApp:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Just shared via Twitch:

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Live now on Facebook:

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

Spotted on Snapchat:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Making waves on X:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Trending via Discord:

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

Shared recently on Telegram:

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

93 shares on TikTok this month:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

47 shares on WeChat this month:

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

79 shares on X this month:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

63 shares on Threads this month:

At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

The future is buffering.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

16 folks are currently checking 👀

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,568

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Making waves on Twitch:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Going bananas on Discord:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Just shared via Twitch:

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Breaking via Messenger:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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