Funny sharp quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

  Commentary:
  "That's the kind of card that says 'I love you, but your cooking needs more salt!' 💌🥄🔥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

  Commentary:
  "Life lesson: Cacti are like that one sassy friend you can't resist poking, despite knowing you'll get pricked every time. 🌵😂 #ouchandaslapofhumor"

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