Funny shorter quotes

• Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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  4 weeks ago

  commitment, humor, irony, life, longevity, marriage, relationship, said, shorter

• Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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  4 weeks ago

  5pm, blink, getting, humor, relaxation, short, shorter, Sunday, time, weekend

• The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

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  1 month ago

  again, change, days, humor, rain, seasons, shorter, soon, time, weather

• Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

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  1 month ago

  annoyance, annoying, humor, media, most, remember, shorter, social, social media, thing, think, trying, Twitter, word

• Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

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  1 month ago

  age, candle, grow, growing, growing old, height, humor, i, life, metaphor, much, old, shorter, tall, young

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