Funny shorter quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when "till death do us part" had a quicker turnaround time! 💍⏳ Seems like back then, even life sentence meant something else entirely! 😂 #MarriageForLifeButWhoseLife

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'time flies when you're having fun' clearly never experienced a weekend! 🕰️💨 It's like the weekends are on a secret mission to make Monday morning arrive faster than a pizza delivery. 🍕😄 #WeekendWoes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal optimist finding the silver lining in shorter days! 🌧️ Let's hope for brighter skies and shorter rainy spells ahead! ☀️☔️"

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