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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

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Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

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Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

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Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

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Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

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Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

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If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

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My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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Funny sibling rivalry quotes

Funny sibling rivalry quotes bring out the hilarious side of those never-ending battles between brothers and sisters 😂🔥 From playful pranks to cheeky comebacks, these quotes capture the love-hate vibes that only siblings know 💥👫 Whether you’re team big brother or little sister, get ready to laugh and relate to the wild world of sibling shenanigans! 😜🎉

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4 months ago
Share →: Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Commentary:
"Who needs a boxing ring when you have a Monopoly board? It's all fun and games until someone lands on Park Place without a hotel. Family fistfights, now with a chance card twist!"
6 months ago
Share →: Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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"Game night with the family: where alliances are formed, rivalries are born, and the table flips when I lose 😅🎲 #FamilyFunGoneWrong"
6 months ago
Share →: I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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"Meeting your older sister is like walking into a live-action reality show called 'Gray Hair Chronicles'! 🤣👵 Can't wait for the inevitable 'silver lining' jokes she's got up her sleeve! 💁‍♀️✨"
6 months ago
Share →: Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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Middle children be like: "Hey, remember me? I'm still here!" 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ Always caught in the siblings' saga like a middle child sandwich… 🥪 At least we've mastered the art of patience and negotiation! 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #MiddleChildSyndrome #JustTryingToBeSeen
6 months ago
Share →: Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Commentary:
"Looks like Big Bro's got a black belt in shifting blame! 🥋👊 Sibling rivalry at its finest! 😂 #ClassicSiblingDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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Oh, dealing with sisterly anger – it's like a crash course in emotional navigation! 🚣‍♀️💥💁‍♀️ No one can press your buttons quite like a sister can, am I right? It's a special kind of fury that only siblings can understand. Just remember, beneath the storm, there's always a deep bond that no argument can unravel. 💖😂 #SisterlyLove #EmotionalWhirlwind

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

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Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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