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I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

Feb 3, 2026

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Jan 30, 2026

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Jan 28, 2026

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Jan 23, 2026

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Jan 22, 2026

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Jan 21, 2026

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

Jan 20, 2026

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

Jan 18, 2026