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Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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Relationship status: he escaped.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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Seen just now on Instagram:

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

Making waves on Discord:

A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

Going viral on Twitch:

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

Just landed via WeChat:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Spotted on Pinterest:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Spotted on Slack:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Trending via TikTok:

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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5 months ago
Share →: I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Commentary:
Introducing the newest member of the dairy dating scene – Cheese! 🧀🧀 They say you are what you eat, and I guess this person really takes their love for cheese to the next level! 😄 Say cheese, and let the gouda times roll! 📸 #CheeseLove
6 months ago
Share →: It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

Commentary:
Oh, this person has clearly mastered the art of awkward encounters! 🙈 It's like a real-life sitcom episode playing out at random restaurants. 😂 Next level humor mixed with a sprinkle of discomfort, served with a side of expert timing! 🍽️🤣

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

Spotted on WeChat:

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

Just shared via Messenger:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Spotted on Instagram:

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

Live now on Slack:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Shared recently on Discord:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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