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Funny significant other quotes

Funny significant other quotes bring laughter and love together in the most delightful way 😄❤️ Whether you’re celebrating quirky habits or those adorable little moments, these witty lines capture the joy of being with your special someone 💑✨ Ready to brighten your day and your relationship with a dose of humor? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on love that’ll make you smile and say, “That’s so us!” 😂💕

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

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I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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