Funny significant other quotes

• It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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  4 weeks ago

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• It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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  1 month ago

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