Funny significant other quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

  Commentary:
  Introducing the newest member of the dairy dating scene – Cheese! 🧀🧀 They say you are what you eat, and I guess this person really takes their love for cheese to the next level! 😄 Say cheese, and let the gouda times roll! 📸 #CheeseLove

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

  Commentary:
  Oh, this person has clearly mastered the art of awkward encounters! 🙈 It's like a real-life sitcom episode playing out at random restaurants. 😂 Next level humor mixed with a sprinkle of discomfort, served with a side of expert timing! 🍽️🤣

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