Funny slow-burn quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the kind of guy who can turn a karaoke night into a full-blown concert! 🎤🔥🥃"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

  Commentary:
  "Someone's clearly not a fan of cliffhangers in real life! 🍿🔥 Let's speed up this apocalypse, shall we? Can we at least get some binge-worthy drama out of it? #ApocalypseAndChill" 😅📺

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