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Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

216 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,485

Funny Quotes Topics

17,557

Funny Quotes Images

15,485

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,348

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Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Trending via Pinterest:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Going bananas on Telegram:

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Just landed via WeChat:

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Trending via Snapchat:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

Spotted on Discord:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

20 shares on Messenger this month:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

87 shares on X this month:

Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

94 shares on Threads this month:

Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

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Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

216 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,485

Funny Quotes Topics

17,557

Funny Quotes Images

15,485

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,277

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Text her when the moon looks pretty.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Just landed via Threads:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Just shared via X:

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

Spotted on Telegram:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Trending via Threads:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Going viral on Threads:

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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