Funny stages quotes

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

When you're a child, you want to be a teenager. When you're a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you're an adult, you want to be a cat.

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025