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Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

I’m sick of living through history!

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

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Spotted on Instagram:

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Breaking via Pinterest:

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Shared recently on YouTube:

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Broadcasted on Threads:

His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Trending via Threads:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

59 shares on Discord this month:

How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

12 shares on Slack this month:

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

16 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

Seen just now on Instagram:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Spotted on X:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Shared recently on X:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

Spreading quickly via X:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Live now on X:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Seen just now on Messenger:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

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