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Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

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15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

Going bananas on Slack:

Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

Spreading quickly via X:

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

Just landed via X:

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Trending via Twitch:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

Spotted on WeChat:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Breaking via Slack:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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Social Media Stars ⭐

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

72 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

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We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

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I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,350

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Slack:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

Going viral on Facebook:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Trending via Discord:

I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

Live now on Slack:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Just shared via Instagram:

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

Trending via Reddit:

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

Breaking via Pinterest:

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Live now on Slack:

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

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