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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Spotted on WeChat:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Spotted on Facebook:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Just landed via Twitch:

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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Funny stillness quotes bring a hilarious twist to those quiet moments when life slows down 🧘‍♀️😂! Whether you’re stuck in traffic, waiting for your coffee, or just embracing the art of doing nothing, these witty sayings remind us that stillness doesn’t have to be boring 🛋️✨. Get ready to laugh out loud while mastering the fine skill of chilling like a pro! 😎🕰️

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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Going viral on Reddit:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Just landed via Pinterest:

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Going viral on Threads:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Spotted on Discord:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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