14 Funny stores quotes

• The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

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  6 days ago

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• Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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  6 days ago

  better, dumb, entertainment, humor, movie, movie rental store, nonsense, nostalgia, opinion, rental, store, stores, streaming, technology

• Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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  1 week ago

  basket, carry, carrying, convenience, grocery, grocery store, humorous, i, middle, moments, much, overestimate, shopping, should, store, stores

• “Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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  1 week ago

  autism, exist, guy, guys, hardware, hardware store, humor, met, misunderstanding, old, old guy, perception, store, stores, work

• Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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  1 week ago

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• Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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  1 week ago

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• In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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  2 weeks ago

  annoyance, carey, celebrity, doing, every, hearing, humor, mariah, Mariah Carey, me, music, parallel, parallel universe, shopping, sick, speaker, speaker system, stores, system, universe

• Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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  2 weeks ago

  dating, gifts, humor, jewelry, just, laid, nice, relationships, romance, shopping, should, stores, trying

• Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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  2 weeks ago

  cargo, cargo pocket, closet, everything, humor, left, man, marriage, married, once, over, pocket, relationship, stereotypes, storage, stores, woman

• IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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  2 weeks ago

  analogy, california, furniture, hotel, Hotel California, humor, IKEA, shopping, store, stores

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