Funny quotes stores

11 Funny stores quotes

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025