Funny quotes stores

11 Funny stores quotes

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

1 month ago

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

2 months ago

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

3 months ago

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

3 months ago

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

3 months ago

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

3 months ago

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

3 months ago

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

3 months ago

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

3 months ago

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

3 months ago

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

3 months ago