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6 months ago
Share →: Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Commentary:
Oh, Netflix, the ultimate relationship test for "chill" partners. 📺💰 When the subscription price goes up, so does the commitment level! 😂 Looks like it's time to redefine what "Netflix and chill" means in the budgeting dictionary. 💸🛋️ #NetflixAndBudgets
6 months ago
Share →: Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Commentary:
Netflix: *pops up with a suggestion* "We sense your cravings for that elusive movie you can't find… but we'll just keep it safely tucked away in the mystery vault 😏🎥 #NetflixMysteries"
6 months ago
Share →: Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Commentary:
Ah, Netflix: the land of endless browsing and eternal frustration 😂🎬 It's like a treasure hunt, except the treasure you're seeking always seems to be just out of reach! Just one more scroll through the library… and nope, still not there! Who knew finding a movie could be such an adventure in itself? 🧐🔍
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is ready to groove to a different kind of playlist this year! 🎶🔞 Who needs music when you have spicy content to track? 🌶️👀 #PornhubWrapped #2021Mood"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Commentary:
"Maybe Netflix missed a trick by not sending us all a DVD of this epic fight – because who doesn't love snail mail, right? 📬💿😂 Plus, imagine the bonus features, like director's commentary and blooper reel! 🎬🤣 #MailboxAndChill"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Commentary:
"Who needs cable when you can pay for multiple streaming services and still have money left over for… well, not much 🤑💸 Don't worry, your brainpower will surely help you find a way to cut costs… maybe. 😅📺 #StreamingOverload"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Commentary:
Netflix subtitles out here playing hard to get like we're in a foreign language showdown. 🤨💬 Time to crack the code and unleash the translation magic! 🔍✨🔠
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Commentary:
"Ah, Netflix, the ultimate tease! All these movies at your disposal, yet the one you're craving is nowhere to be found 🙈🍿 It's like looking for a needle in a haystack, but hey, at least you'll discover some hidden gems along the way! 😅🎥"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Commentary:
"Introducing the all-new 'AdTube' – because who needs plot twists when you can have product placements? 💸📺 #CashingInOnCommercials"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Commentary:
"Always be kind… You wouldn't want to lose access to your beloved shows just because you forgot to smile! 😉📺 #StreamingEtiquette"