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Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Jan 6, 2026

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Just landed via Discord:

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Just landed via Messenger:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Trending via Twitch:

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

Just shared via WeChat:

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

Just shared via Facebook:

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

Trending via Telegram:

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The goal is to make your therapist cry.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

57 shares on Discord this month:

I hope this email kills us both.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

50 shares on YouTube this month:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

78 shares on Discord this month:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

14 shares on Twitch this month:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

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Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

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15,506

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on TikTok:

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Just landed via Slack:

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

Shared recently on Reddit:

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

Just shared via Slack:

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Live now on LinkedIn:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Just shared via Facebook:

Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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