Funny swear word quotes

• I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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  2 months ago

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• Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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  2 months ago

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• I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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  2 months ago

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• I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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  2 months ago

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• Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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  2 months ago

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• IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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  2 months ago

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