I drive regularly so that my brain doesn't forget swear words.

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

Commentary:
"Who knew driving was the ultimate language lesson? 🚗💬 Just remember, road rage vocabulary count as… 'creative expression', right? 😜🤬"

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the colorful language laboratory of our subconscious mind never fails to surprise us during human interactions! 🧠🤬 Better watch out for those unintentional "science experiments" of expletives! 🔬😂"

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Commentary:
Oh, the joys of navigating through the maze of flat-packed furniture with nothing but cryptic diagrams and a faint hope of putting it all together correctly! 🛠️🤦🇸🇪 Perhaps understanding those Swedish swear words is the key to unlocking the mystical universe of IKEA assembly instructions. Just remember, when in doubt, shout "Fjäderklämma!" and hope for the best! 😂 #IKEAstruggles