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Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

The problem is I am always the problem.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

Spotted on Threads:

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Going viral on TikTok:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Shared recently on X:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Just shared via Reddit:

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Seen just now on Telegram:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Making waves on Slack:

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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Live now on Snapchat:

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

Reported on Slack:

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

Spotted on Slack:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Breaking via Discord:

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Just landed via Twitch:

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Just landed via Messenger:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Spotted on Twitch:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

Trending via YouTube:

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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