Funny sweat quotes

• Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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  2 months ago

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• I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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  2 months ago

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• Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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  2 months ago

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• Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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  2 months ago

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• If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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  2 months ago

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• Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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  2 months ago

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• It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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  5 months ago

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