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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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You only live once and thank God for that.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Just shared via Twitch:

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Just landed via Slack:

Salt is just angry sugar.

Going viral on Twitch:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Spotted on Instagram:

Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

Shared recently on TikTok:

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Spotted on Telegram:

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Making waves on Slack:

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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Going viral on YouTube:

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

Trending via Facebook:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Making waves on Facebook:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Trending via X:

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Reported on Twitch:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

Breaking via WeChat:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Spotted on Facebook:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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